Monday, March 06, 2006

Welcome to Palookaville

I swear sometimes life is mocking me. hot gossip is not hot topic, which is goth (as in Are you goth? and Got goth? and Just Go Away.) Hot gossip is, however very "fashion forward" so naturally I do not belong there, so naturally that's where i get employed. watch me squeege as I sell oh so loverly fashions to screamy teens. the upside, however, is that the skate shop with the cute skater (sk8tR) boys is accross the hall, so at least there's scenery. also, the telus is looking good, so hopefully in the next 2-3 weeks (lightning fast speed for a corporate dinosaur) I will know wether i am blessed with employment there. in the mean time, i have also applied to be a mail carrier. i think it would be just like The Postman, starring that creep kevin costner. but all is well! yes! it is! also, heard on the radio about back room skullduggery between crappy canadian government and crappy american government involving the formation of a "north American Trade Union" and a "Fortress of Security Perimiter" which largely involves "Consolidation of Natural Resources and Energy Grids." very scary, as this is to be read as full scale rape of canadian resources and environment for the monetary gain of three or four american bastards who believe that the end is nigh, so why bother saving/preserving/caring about anything so trivial as the environment! It makes me sick! so sick i plan to move to one of those new islands by saudi arabia, the palm-tree shaped one sounds lovely. or better yet! i'll make my own iland like that mexican dude did, out of empty plastic bottles, ( http://www.treehugger.com/files/2005/11/tired_of_living.php ) he even grows trees!

3 Comments:

Blogger DanRachel said...

the things they make islands out of these days (the things from which they make islands these days - to be gramatically correct). i can't wait for pirates of the carribean 2. there are islands and much love between cap'n jack and earest will turner. now off to make another random comment somewhere in cyberspace.

4:14 PM  
Blogger DanRachel said...

earest? i think i mean EARNEST.

tried emailing you, but excite hates my isp!

9:00 PM  
Blogger mercurysmile said...

damn excite! damn them!!!!!

10:09 AM  

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