Saturday, April 15, 2006

what's with today, today?

I actually threw my alarm clock accross the room today. was frantic and almost late for work, and had zero energy, even after two large coffees and a ginseng guarana juicy juice. I literally slept-walked through work. But then! of course, Mr Brown shows up with some crazy story. Wasn't sure I could handle it all today, but after satay soup and an evening stroll through Kensington, pretending to be colonial era British and yelling about Granville, and seeing Beddington Sparks in his big truck honk at us, and scaring old people, I am alive again!

Oh Granville! what a chap! A bit weak in the knees you know, but all around good guy! Terrible about that whole mess with the prime minister, I must say Mr. Brown, he did look like an Indian, and there's a war in Bengal after all, what else were we to do! There's no acounting for breeding these days. That's the trouble. Now stop with the sour face, Granville, and refresh the gin! I said dry, dammit! Dry!

6 Comments:

Blogger DaRaddishman said...

I'm loosing track of who's who. Is not Granville the same person as Keanu? Girl, you so need to write out a translation of what person is who. Email it to me, so, like, that nobody else knows.

I'm so out of the loop over here in Vancouver. So out...

11:06 PM  
Blogger nixwilliams said...

our neighbour has a sister who lives in calgary. do you know her?

2:05 AM  
Anonymous Future Mrs. R said...

Tina, Tina, Tina,

I fear that you are going more crazy than is perhaps acceptable. I am looking for other evidence of "end times". Does Easter count? I think that if the two of us could just spend more time together we would save each other from the certain loopiness that will be our undoing. Alas, I live not near you. Please, girl, don't move out to the coast after Marc and I move back to Calgary. I'm on my knees begging you. Our next visit isn't gonna come soon engouh...

12:06 PM  
Blogger mercurysmile said...

Jenny? From Australia?
No, Jenny, Jenny.
The hairdresser?
Yes!
Oh Jenny! What a gal!

PS: Future Mrs. r: I fear that our loopiness is come unto a mechanism of it's own! It cannot be stopped now, not even the 5th element can save us!

12:08 PM  
Blogger nixwilliams said...

you quoted the castle!

*glomps you*

8:47 PM  
Blogger mercurysmile said...

why, I always like to quote fine literature!

7:13 PM  

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