only today is for today
as a funny april 19th day joke, I quit my job.... haha hahahah HAHAHAH HA! oh... the tears are running down my cheeks, it's so funny....
I'll start landscaping next monday. Should be lucrative, because it pays more than my current job, and my new boss promised not to screw me out of overtime and extra hours. and, i'll get to wear boots! with toes! made of adamantium!
it's not my fault i'm just too much person for one lowly job. Unless, of course, that job was cat sitting. It would be good practice for my future retirement as a crazy cat lady.
On a similar note, while I wasn't doing work at work again today, I looked up Immigration standards for a few places. I filled out the skilled immigrant something something form online, and I qualify! for AUSTRALIA! I could be an expat! I could emmigrate from this f-ing frozen wasteland into the land of surfboards and sunshine, where everything is perfect and turns out for the best. It's true, I saw Muriels Wedding!
doon't forget to check your boots for scorpions, kiddies!
I'll start landscaping next monday. Should be lucrative, because it pays more than my current job, and my new boss promised not to screw me out of overtime and extra hours. and, i'll get to wear boots! with toes! made of adamantium!
it's not my fault i'm just too much person for one lowly job. Unless, of course, that job was cat sitting. It would be good practice for my future retirement as a crazy cat lady.
On a similar note, while I wasn't doing work at work again today, I looked up Immigration standards for a few places. I filled out the skilled immigrant something something form online, and I qualify! for AUSTRALIA! I could be an expat! I could emmigrate from this f-ing frozen wasteland into the land of surfboards and sunshine, where everything is perfect and turns out for the best. It's true, I saw Muriels Wedding!
doon't forget to check your boots for scorpions, kiddies!
Labels: bellybutton, scooters, sparkles, sunshine
posted by mercurysmile at 4:12 PM
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wow. i'd leave tomorrow, except that global warming means australia dries up like a wrinkled old.... dry thingie... oh, who needs water! make it from the ocean gosh darnit!
i realise my comments to your posts involve a lot of capslock and repetition. i think they heat and dry must be getting to me. melbourne is indeed dry, but i was in sydney and it's quite green up there in comparison. also, more expensive. also, more touristy. also, it doesn't have ME. but that's the price you pay. le sigh.
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