resolutions

I don't make new years resolutions, but I do like to take a moment on my birthday and challenge myself to grow. It's my own personal new years. So for 2011 I pledge to do the following:

Say "yes" to more
make bad decisions
throw up in public (preferably by The Ship, but anywhere on 17th Ave will suffice)

Pickle Fence

I really did think it said Pickle Fence, until I was half done and realized that why would someone tell me to draw a pickle fence?

mushrooms

always creeping gnomes where there are mushrooms....

corn dog

I don't like this corn dog... the ketchup was an afterthought....

katetonic polyopterix

Created for for my friend pruney, based on a survey of random questions I invented:


1. favourite colour to accent your black wardrobe:

2. iceberg or romaine?

3. fuzzy or slimy or spiky?

4. unicorn vs zombie vs narwhal:

5. favourite conspiracy theory:

6. which planet is best and why:

7. breakfast, lunch, or brunch:

8. How many vampires am I supposed to care about these days?

9. list 3 words to describe your inventory:

10: are dinosaurs cooler than aliens?

11. If you had to post a sign on your door, that every customer had to read, what would you like to say to them? (other than open/closed)

12. Name your favorite holiday character (ie Jesus, Santa, Golem, Dancing Mexican Skeletons, cupid etc)

13. would your mascot eat other mascots, or would it make friends by sharing it's fruit roll-ups in the park?

14. 3 things you like

15. 3 things you don't like

16. If you could go back to any time in history, when would you go to, and what would you do or see while you were then?

17. Jon Cleese or George Wendt?

18. Favourite movie released between 1986 and 1989:

19. strength or fury?

20. how many legs are too many?

21. wings? if yes, feathers or leathers?

22. Rabies or Mange, which is worse:

23. name 4 things that are physically close to you

24. what's the best worst smell you can think of?

25. what does your last text message say?

26. Do you like things that glow in the dark?

27. what colour crayon looks most appetizing?

28. mammal, lizard, insect, fish,or bird?


optional survey for additional credit:

1. what colour are aliens?
2. Do whales get gingivitis on those giant teeth they have?
3. Camouflage (like rattlesnakes) or the opposite of that (like bright neon poisonous tree frogs)
4. If you discovered a new life form, would you name it after yourself, after something awesome, or would you name it scientifically?
5. why are all transformers male?
6. do dinosaurs taste like chicken or does chicken taste like dinosaurs?
7. square is to triangle as Fanta (grape) is to ?
8. you go fishing for a day in Halifax, what is the one thing you hope to never catch?
9. Mall food court: what is your best bet?
10. it has hooves.