Day 5: Best Friend

Day 4: Favourite Place

(Certaldo, Tuscany, Italy)

Day 3: favourite food

(cherries)

Day 2- favourite animal

30 day drawing challenge

Day 1- Yourself

onward and backwards!

First try at pigskin. Much harder than citruses. But you know, sometimes, when you fail miserably you learn a lot. I have learnt that shading is hard, and I should probably read a book/blog/wiki/ask someone who knows for a few tips.

Also, for those wondering, NO i have no intention of sticking needles into people without having an apprenticeship. I am just entertaining myself and trying to see if I can be any good at this.

That is all.

<3

because I do what I want....

I've had this tattoo machine for a while now, but was to chicken to try it out... not bad for a first try no? but I have this feeling oranges sit nicer than people do. plus they don't complain when I fuck it up.

Passive Aggressive notes from artists

Because apparently grown ups need instructions on how to use a shared office toilet.....

zombie apopaclypse

pixel cow

random doodles

Dinosaur eats city!

Random doodles while waiting in line for things

alley cats at night

i'm an alley cat. This makes it hard for relationships, because i am prone to wander. It's not about wanting to have relationships or sex with a bunch of people, i'm not that kind of person, and probably couldn't manage the juggling act even if I was.

No it's about space. I need space. Space to wonder. To let my mind breathe. To do random things that I'm afraid will make me look crazy to the rest of the world. To scrape off the 10 million thoughts that get stuck to the insides of my skull. To find a glittery ribbon floating in the wind and follow it down the road for a while, and then realize suddenly I just drove to vegas. that kind of space. It's a rare person who can appreciate this quality, or at least, if not appreciate it, accept it.

See for most people, it's not enough to just put a saucer of milk on the back step. Ally cats crave affection as much as any other, it's just that they will only accept it on their own terms. They need to remain independent, or at least need to hold onto the illusion of independence. People need to draw boxes around everything. to define things. But defining things so often puts them in cages, and I can assure you the best things in life wither and die when put in cages.

cici n'est pa un narwhal

Cabin

It snowed like 30 cm in April. Winter will never end and we will all freeze to death. probably.

Penguin

I think forgot what penguins look like...

Panda

I ran out of space...

resolutions

I don't make new years resolutions, but I do like to take a moment on my birthday and challenge myself to grow. It's my own personal new years. So for 2011 I pledge to do the following:

Say "yes" to more
make bad decisions
throw up in public (preferably by The Ship, but anywhere on 17th Ave will suffice)

Pickle Fence

I really did think it said Pickle Fence, until I was half done and realized that why would someone tell me to draw a pickle fence?

mushrooms

always creeping gnomes where there are mushrooms....

corn dog

I don't like this corn dog... the ketchup was an afterthought....

katetonic polyopterix

Created for for my friend pruney, based on a survey of random questions I invented:


1. favourite colour to accent your black wardrobe:

2. iceberg or romaine?

3. fuzzy or slimy or spiky?

4. unicorn vs zombie vs narwhal:

5. favourite conspiracy theory:

6. which planet is best and why:

7. breakfast, lunch, or brunch:

8. How many vampires am I supposed to care about these days?

9. list 3 words to describe your inventory:

10: are dinosaurs cooler than aliens?

11. If you had to post a sign on your door, that every customer had to read, what would you like to say to them? (other than open/closed)

12. Name your favorite holiday character (ie Jesus, Santa, Golem, Dancing Mexican Skeletons, cupid etc)

13. would your mascot eat other mascots, or would it make friends by sharing it's fruit roll-ups in the park?

14. 3 things you like

15. 3 things you don't like

16. If you could go back to any time in history, when would you go to, and what would you do or see while you were then?

17. Jon Cleese or George Wendt?

18. Favourite movie released between 1986 and 1989:

19. strength or fury?

20. how many legs are too many?

21. wings? if yes, feathers or leathers?

22. Rabies or Mange, which is worse:

23. name 4 things that are physically close to you

24. what's the best worst smell you can think of?

25. what does your last text message say?

26. Do you like things that glow in the dark?

27. what colour crayon looks most appetizing?

28. mammal, lizard, insect, fish,or bird?


optional survey for additional credit:

1. what colour are aliens?
2. Do whales get gingivitis on those giant teeth they have?
3. Camouflage (like rattlesnakes) or the opposite of that (like bright neon poisonous tree frogs)
4. If you discovered a new life form, would you name it after yourself, after something awesome, or would you name it scientifically?
5. why are all transformers male?
6. do dinosaurs taste like chicken or does chicken taste like dinosaurs?
7. square is to triangle as Fanta (grape) is to ?
8. you go fishing for a day in Halifax, what is the one thing you hope to never catch?
9. Mall food court: what is your best bet?
10. it has hooves.

A Submarine

crab apple

with toast ghost

A Squirrel

Apocalypse Squirrels! I saw them out my window....

Ever wonder what happens when you forget Super Sculpey in the oven while you drive to Red Deer to watch rollerderby?

It turns brown and crumbly! Sorry little mascot monster.... you will have to be re made :(

campfire

marshmallows toasted on a stick!

unripe banana

It's a Banana. These don't grow in canada, and I like to eat them still a little green. Just because. They are especially good if you fry them in butter with a sprinkle of cinnamon.

sea gull

My new pal Steve. We shared a hotdog on Venice Beach.

Burrito

elbow pad, burrito... Po-tay-to, po-tah-to

a turnip

It could be a rutabaga... well it's a root vegetable of some sort, similar in concept to a turnip...

pickle

I really need to get a scanner.... or abuse the one at work for free... hmmmmm...

Toast

I haven't had toast since that time last July when my brother bought me breakfast at the blackfoot diner, and I ordered whole wheat toast with a side of raisin toast. That was some good toast...

A Kebab

It's 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get out of here
Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab
I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab

Ointment

Tattoo ointment to be specific. Also, forgive the crappy pictures. I have a pretty great camera, so it is all user error. too many buttons, and dials and who-dads.

A Rolling Pin

While in San Francisco I picked up a neat sketch book at the SFMOMA that is basically 642 things to draw. Because apparently I need a book to tell me to draw things every day. So, that is the goal. Draw something every day. 5 minutes or 5 hours, as long as I draw something. I will post them all here, though probably not every day...